The ABC's of Brain Disease Classifications

I have a confession to make. I suffer from several Classifications of Brain disease.

 It all started when I was a hormonal teen. I along with many of my friends became afflicted with the first 'A' classification  known as "Asshole Brain". This is more commonly referred to as "The world revolves only around me; the hormonal teen brain". This Class of Brain disease is short in nature, but can be re-occurring throughout the years.  

The B classifications are much longer in duration. My teenage years were riddled with A & D  Class , but I was most commonly affected by  "Boy Brain". This condition lasted a long time up until I got engaged and started planning the Wedding .

 Because of "Boy Brain", I was way more susceptible to another  B Classification  known as 'Bride Brain". Thankfully Bride Brain can be cured with pregnancy. HOWEVER the side effect of pregnancy is that it causes a third B Class:   'Baby brain". Let me tell you- that shit sticks around  for several years and is the gateway condition to the C classification of "Cunt Brain". I thankfully  have been 'B' class  brain symptom  free for 3 years, 18 days and twenty two minutes.

 Over the years I have been known to suffer from a few episodes of A and C Class brain spasms- but they are much shorter in nature. When afflicted with A and C class brain, I don't usually see the effects until it takes over the vocal cords or the keyboard. Then these two classes can be really detrimental to others. 

I suffer from two common D Classifications,  "Dumb Brain" and its  partner in crime "Drunk Brain". Thankfully this brain class is pretty benign and only causes me to wonder what the hell was I thinking. Unless it gets paired up with the only C classification.

H Classification is a whore. "Hormonal Brain" comes on monthly like clockwork. This one can be cured by a B class or a M Class - but I am too young for "Menopausal Brain" and not ready just yet for another round of" Baby Brain".
The P Classification is a detrimental one for me. When lead around by my "Pity Brain" I am really susceptible to both D brain classifications. When the H Class and the P Classes get together I can fall into the worst Class of all. I Class. "Irrational Brain" causes one to think about pulling blogs, picking fights,  quitting jobs and finding fault in my whole being. It takes a lot to get out of an I class 'episode' but the best way to transform it into a S Class "Sane Brain" is to have a bunch of friends and a special man douse the I class with a big old heaping of  the hugely popular  L class. "Love Brain" conquers all and fixes almost all Brain Classifications. At least for a little while!
I hope all of you enjoy a whole bunch of L class this weekend.
Thanks!
*Kisses*

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