• When moving offices, do not expect the person who signs your cheque to lift/pack/sort/unpack/organize anything!
• Do not schedule movers to move offices the day before you leave for a mini holiday.
• When needing to leave work early in order to travel, you will experience grid lock and suffer from extreme bouts of road rage.
• It is much easier to go 30km more than the posted speed limit when travelling late at night.
• You will forget something really important to your Cub when you pack too fast.
• When spending 3 days with your parents, sister and brother in law (hello lurkers !!) you will undoubtedly consume copious amounts of alcoholic beverages.
• Because Cub is going on a two week vacation with the grandparents, he will come down with a bad case of the stomach  flu, which will require a panicked trip to the local hospital.
• When visiting your Mom, you will leave her house with waaay more stuff than you arrived with.
• Leaving your child behind while you travel home will make you feel weepy and giddy at the same time. It will also make your husband ...interested.
• Always leave a day to be at home after travelling, otherwise your vehicle will remain full of the extra stuff your Mother sent home.
• Upon returning to work after a flash holiday, you will not feel rested and your cheque signer will quiz you endlessly as to why he can’t find stuff.
• When dealing with a sick Cub, you will only have one day at work before becoming inflicted with his stomach flu.
• When calling your Mother to explain that you are now sick from the stomach flu, she will conclude  that you must have been the carrier and they better not get sick! It will not matter that you got ill after Cub did!
• If suffering from the stomach flu and are unable to leave the bed. The fat cat will HOWL at the top of his lungs all day expressing his discontent with being left alone for several days and the dog will bark incessantly.
• The cheque signer will call you several times during the day because he can’t find stuff.
• Puking does not keep  the husband...interested, but makes him buy soup and rent movies!
• Stomach flu passes in two days.
• Cub is not the real reason you are late for work. Fucking traffic is.
• When wearing white pants – do not bother to drink coffee on your morning commute.
• Water alone does not take out coffee stains.
• Stomach flu is contagious.
• The cheque signer doesn't like it when you call him at home.
• I'm a big fan of  Karma.

Happy Weekend All!!

Cheers!

AA

                                                    

• Four (huge) glasses of wine consumed on a Wednesday night will indeed result in a small hangover Thursday morning.
• Never ask a 6 year old boy if you look fat.
• Always ask said 6 year old boy if you look nice.
• Clock in kitchen is running 10 minutes late.
• When running  10 minutes late for work you will forget your cell phone, miss the school bus and get stuck in construction.
• Your Mom will be able to keep you on the phone for at least an hour planning a trip that is over 3 weeks away.
• Because you didn’t manage to get the laundry put away last weekend, you will not be able to find that really cute tank top that goes perfectly under that new little jacket you got. So stop looking for it even if it the only thing you want to wear!
• Clock in bedroom is 10 minutes fast.
• Dog will take over The man I sleep with’s side of the bed when he is out of town.
• 67 year old women have mastered the silent treatment and think everyone is talking about them.
• Kittens think that your scarves hanging in the closet make excellent ladders.
• I don't actually give a rat's ass about Soccer.
• The Mom’s at baseball wear too much make up and over dress.
• The clock on the stove is 5 minutes faster than the clock on the coffee pot and 7 minutes slower than the clock in the kitchen.
• You only have a week and ½ until School is out and Cub goes on vacation.
• When something needs to be mailed it will be late. Happy Father’s Day Dad, the card is in the mail…soon!
• The clock in the car is 7 minutes faster than my watch and 17 minutes faster than the clock in the kitchen.
• That 24 Celsius is perfect beverage sipping temperature on the deck.
• Monday is the first day of summer.
• All the clocks are getting reset this weekend.

Happy Weekend to all!!
AA