For realz?

So I got an awesome award, from an awesome lady, and I was all set to do what I have to do to get it done and yet here I am not writing it and now I need to explain why, why I'm not posting it and why I am using one large run on sentence to explain everything.

 I had planned  for today's post to be the award, but instead I am going to give you the gist of how well my 'planned' day has gone thus far;

• If you spend the night before staying up late- you will most certainly not get up on time. Then your Cub will not get up on time, because you remembered that you didn't do any prep for a client that is meeting with your boss first thing before you get into work so you spend 20 minutes emailing him forms and not getting your child up. By now Cub has slept in another 20 minutes on top of the extra 15. Now you have to drive your child straight to school, because, in yet another brilliant move, you didn't make his lunch the night before, and you are now 1/2 hour late for the bus. 
• If you are already late for work, the volume of traffic will grow exponentially, so much so that it comes to a virtual stand still on the freeway.
• If you haul your butt into work a measly 45 minutes late, rest assured the hypochondriac coworker will decide that she must now leave for the day before she dies from inhaling too much of her own crap....  Just before she leaves for the weekend, she dumps a crap load of work, and is barking out orders like a drill Sargent on crack.. You are now alone and doing the work load for 3 people because the receptionist is on holidays too.
• If your boss seems pretty damn chipper be wary... Unless of course he has spent the last four days 'chatting' with some new chicky on the interwebs..good for him...what was that? You are booking off the next two days? You are leaving today at noon? You are flying to the Coast? Sure I can do all that stuff that needs to be done before the end of Friday....here let me hold the door for you....

 Breathes in.....Breathes out

So the boss is gone. The receptionist is on holidays. The gnome has left ill, and I am here with one boss left and a craptastic amount of work to do ...( Can't you tell??)

Oh and if you were planning to have a nice relaxing drive home, maybe go for a bike ride when you get home, forget it, because instead Mother Nature has decided your city needs a little dusting done. Just a minor wind warning, just to blow out the cobwebs...I mean, the winds are only expected to reach 90km/hr..with rain and snow....

So instead of doing an awesome post, I rant...and cry...and reach for the flask in my desk drawer..

Today we whine....tomorrow...AWARD!!