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Fumagation Friday
Posted by Amethyst Anne
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fuming friday
In an effort to enjoy my weekend, I have decided to cleanse my soul of a few of the items that have annoyed,pissed or down right caused me stress this week.
To that end I present you with;
- To D#1: I can actually read and do my job- trust me - you don't have to read them to me, over, and over.
- To D #2: Seriously? Seven smoke breaks before noon?
- To the Receptionist: Last time I checked it was in your job description to answer the phone, so stop asking me to pick it up because you are too busy picking your nose.
- To the Parents at Cub's school who cannot drive their children less than 10 blocks to school without popping in a movie/tv show in the vehicle's DVD player for their kids to watch.
- To the person who 'coded' Cub's book to his reading level, 3 chapters in a book is not level H!
- To the asshat who was ahead of me coming into the parking garage, the posted speed is 10KM an hour not 2KM - Just a heads up - there is no need to SLAM on your brakes at that speed.
- To the kid who stole Cub's mitts on the bus- I'm going to shove them down your Mom's throat if I find you.
- To the twatrot driving 40km in the fast lane on the highway. Two bloody days in a row! Yes there is a reason I was driving in the dirt once I passed you.
- To the cleaning staff at my building, pssst...there is a small island of dirt in the middle of my floor, its name is Bob, please continue to leave him alone.
- To the women who likes to puke on the floor in the women's bathroom at work. Please for the love of all that is holy call the cleaning people, so I don't have to..oh..unless you've named it too?
* Click, Click, Click* "There's no place like home, there's no place like home... P.S....has anyone seen my glass of vodka?"
