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Oh look, we’ve been invited to a pity party! Whatever shall we bring?

Posted by Amethyst Anne in , ,

The past few weeks have not been too great for me. In fact I have had the starring role at a personal pity party, that I have now cordially invited all of you to partake in, I know, I’m sweet for inviting y’all along. Really there is nothing you need to bring, the appys and bevies are on me.

I don’t know if it has been the weather, the stress of work, the same old life stresses we go through, or some colossal explosive combination of the three- but it has been quite a funk. A funk I cannot seem to find my way out of.
I have tried the tested and true method of dousing it with alcohol, while this works for a bit, it seems to come back with a vengeance the next day.
I have tried to sweet talk it and dance it out of my soul, but it apparently is a feisty tango that keeps twirling back.
I have teased it with Facebook, but it get disappointed.
I have submersed it in books, but it hangs out on the back cover.
I’ve played it to near exhaustion with Cub, but it just moves its toys when I’m not looking.
X has tried to distract it long enough for me to whack it with a baseball bat but I can’t get it out of the park.

This is one of those funks that makes you look in every nook and cranny of your soul, searching, reflecting, digesting, vomiting… ( but not on the appy’s  I promise).
So if you are looking for me, I am the one doing the funky dance in the pity corner.


5 Comments


ooooh the funky dance *cues the Rick James* Hang in there honey, it's just them prairie January blues...they will pass and soon you'll be in an uproar about where the fuck Spring is. (((hugs)))


Yeah ... not that you'll be surprised, but I think I I have some whine to add to yours ... I'll bring some cheese, too - you can always count on Dani for cheese :)

I'm with Brite. We are on the Eve of February ... the proverbial "Wednesday" of the year. I fuckin' hate February with my whole self. February for me is the abscessed hemorrhoid inside the asshole of the year... (I know - tell you how I really feel)

I'm there with ya, hun. We'll commiserate together ... maybe that'll make it go faster :)


Humph. Easy for admin to say, he's on vacation. We'd be on vacation too, but the only place we can afford to go right now is Saskatchewan, and, well, that's not really a vacation in January.


Do you have Tequila? I'm not coming if there's no Tequila. Since it's a stimulant, I figure it should totally pull us out of the doldrums. If nothing else, I do really stupid shit when I drink it...so at least we'll have something to laugh at. ;]

♥Spot


B - I am totally rocking out to Rick James now in my head, and snorting out loud.
D- Cheese & Wine! Excellent! My worst month is October - Feb rocks for me cause its my birthday- oh and it's short.
Admin- I concur on the need for a vacation! Except as you will note from X the best we can do is crank the heat, set up the kidlet pool in the basement and drink...hummm I may be on to something!
Spot!! There is ALWAYS Tequila to be had - this shindig is looking up!
Thanks!

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