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You've got to be kidding me!

Posted by Amethyst Anne
With Christmas being only 19 days away and having not really done much in the way of shopping for presents, I figured it was perhaps a good time to actually ask my cub what he wanted, at the very least I would know what Santa wasn't going to be bringing this year.

I decided that it was high time he wrote a letter to Santa. Alright I confess, I would be writing it,while he dictated his list o'goodies. This is not to say that my cub cannot print, he can, let's face it people I just don't have that kind of time to spend on a letter to Santa.
I get out the paper and pen and figure at the very least I will write it down for him and then he could recopy the words.

"Mom, why are we writing the letter?"
"So Santa knows what you would like."
"Don't you have his email, can't we email him instead?"
"Sweetmotherofmary- you are not serious."
" Mom, Santa has to have an email we have to email it or he won't get it in time."
"Ok we will email it to him, now what do you want the email to say?"

Of course he started with the I have been a good boy this year, followed by his request for world peace and finished with requesting a large lottery win for Mom and Dad. What a sweetheart! He's a dream child...or am I dreaming??
Yup definitely dreaming...
In his defense he has yet to turn 6 and perhaps next years letter will contain at least one of those requests. Instead we managed to make a list of little boy wishes;
Lego, Lego, Lego,
A Scooter,
A DS...ooh a DS....
A slap chop,
Cars,
Colouring books,

"Wait just a minute....back up a few....did you say Slap Chop?"

"Oh yes Mom, ya know, if I had one of those I could chop up my own vegetables! Did you know that it also does strawberries, and if we get one now we can get two, then you could have one too."
"You really want a Slap Chop? For real?"
"Yes, and Lego!"

I am still at a loss for words- Whose kid asks for a Slap Chop for Christmas? Well besides mine! GAK..

"Hey X your cub insists we email Santa his letter- and by the way get this, he wants a SLAP CHOP!"
" He he...Wait til you see my nuts, did he say that, did he say that?"

I know what you're thinking ladies, hands off they are both mine.....*sigh*

6 Comments


Oh you better buy him a slap chop!!! How awesome will that be? With a slap chop he can not only peel the potatoes with the rotatoe but chop them up too! You will be well on your way to a personal slave!


Okay, Dudette ... now you are starting to freak me out slightly. BOTH of my children asked for an "As Seen On TV" item this year ... Stretch wants the "Sham-Wow!" and Shorty wants the "Rocket" (blender thingy).

It frightens me how much something demonstrated on TV is ingrained in their little beans ...

My kids also both asked me for Santa's email addy ... sign-o-the-times, I guess.

:)


Hopefully none of these children ever stay up late enough to see those "Call now and have a chat with me and my sorority sisters" commercials, or there might be some odd requests following. :)


Fettuccine. Linguine. Martini. Bikini. It's Vince. He's da man. Or something.
(and I love the way your cub's brain works.)


Um...I don't watch TV so I don't really know what a SlapChop is...the first thing that comes to mind is some plasticky silicone imitation pork chop that you whack people in the face with...I can see how this might appeal to a six year old boy.Actually, it kind of appeals to me too...


TRM: Oh all my luck if I actually got him the slap chop I would have minced veggies everywhere!! Sweetmotheroffuckingmary!

Dani: OMG- a Sham wow and a rocket bullet!! Hotdamn!! and yet weird at the same time!! I too am shocked at what gets absorbed, which is why my cub normally doesn't watch commercials or next thing you know I will have medication I don't need that has abnormal side effects.

DN: Well Thankgod and not yet but thanks for reminding me to hide my credit card better.

CS: Hot damn what is it about this guy!!He could sell ice to an Alaskan, maybe Sarah Palin should hire him as her campaign rep! :)

brite: I am still snorting out loud.. It makes perfect sense!! And it does appeal to me too!! Except the reality is the damn thing is a mincer- a hand held mincer! *sigh*

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