October you dirty whore

I hate October.

For real. 

This is that month for me.  You know the one; the one where when the calendar changes and you wish you could hold your breath for 31 days. The one that makes you jumpy every time the phone rings and you basically tip toe through it trying to not draw any attention to yourself.

Yes this is that month.

I have been battling to maintain some semblance of happiness, but I seem to have misplaced my funny. Funny went out the door with Sarcasm and they let a double batch of Bitchy come in. I get edgy, overly so in October so you can imagine how much fun I am to be around. Which is kinda the reason why I’ve not been here as of late.

I battle the blues in this month and I fear that all of my posts would be depressing, "poor AA, there she goes again, has she lost her motherfucking mind?"

 Yup could be bad bob.

So if I’m not around a lot, please forgive me and know that I am still here, ticking off the days. But rest assured that once Halloween arrives- I’ll be good to go!!

In the meantime I think I will sit here in my invisibility cloak and do some pumpkin smashing, costume creation , Halloween decorating and copious amounts of drinking to get me through the rest of the month.

 If anyone asks- You haven’t seen me!